What a sweet job of video editing! And all with Mac’s new operating system. I can see a lot of work went into this. Good job to the makers of this video! In case you’re wondering or you were too slow to notice at the end, the song is Again and Again by the Bird and the Bee.

After years of hating Macs, I’m really impressed with how far they’ve come and the quality of their product. If you’re used to a Windows environment, the operating system takes a little getting used to. I’m glad they are building their new machines with
Intel chipsets so you can emulate Windows if you want to.

 

 

 
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Several friends have asked for an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following examples will help clear it up:

• You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.
• You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a beautiful girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.
• You see a hot chick at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.
• You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I?” and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.
• You’re at a party and see a hot chick. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.
• You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. That’s a Sales Rep.
• Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you. That’s Tech Support.
• You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful women in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one house situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s Spam.

Can I have a white kid’s computer desk? Why does it have to be black? I did a little searching and found the original ad here. Well at least Target fixed this ad before it got out of hand or they got sued by Al Sharpton. Why does he seem to be always part of the problem and not of the solution? Maybe it’s because he shops at Target…

While holding a class on gun safety, this police officer shoots himself in the foot. Why was his finger on the trigger? Why didn’t he check to see if it was loaded? Alway treat a gun as if it were loaded, even if you are 100% sure it’s not. While the guy is a moron, you gotta give him some credit for taking a bullet and just ignoring it. I’m not sure I’d stick around after this incident to watch him “handle” more guns. It’s pretty funny when he asks for a different gun and some lady’s like “No! Put it away!”. lol.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words “I do.”

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT????!!!” So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear…”You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman.” I am thinking “what was her first clue?” I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night so I went to sleep.

The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed dept. store…I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her to take all three. She wanted matching shoes, I said “lets get a pair for each outfit.” We went to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings … Let me tell you … she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said it was OK. Read the rest of this entry »

This video of a water buffalo herd standing up to a pride of lions to rescue their young calf is amazing! I’ve always heard stories about water buffaloes and how they are the most dangerous large mammals in Africa besides the hippo. I’m surprised the calf was still alive. Usually an experienced lioness would have killed it pretty quickly.

That’s a huge herd of water buffalo also. I’ve never seen such a large gathering on film ever. The best part is when the lion gets gored and thrown into the air. At least it looks like it’s getting gored.

Feeling lucky? Well today’s your lucky day… We have found what the green leprechaun’s been hiding. It’s the pot at the end of a rainbow…literally. Now you will be rich beyond your wildest dreams…not in monetary form, but that of mangy black flies and the stench of a thousand air biscuits. Go ahead! Breathe in the sweet smell of discovery…

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings have created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept sets them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Read the rest of this entry »