Oh how I hate word problems! Especially in calculus, one of my least favorite subjects in school. Grant it I could eventually figure out many problems given the proper time, but in most colleges they give you only an hour to finish something that would take a normal human being three hours. […]

Pretty much everyone’s read something vulgar or ridiculous on the stall of a public restroom. If you haven’t, then you’ve got your head stuck in the sand. There’s nothing like a little graffiti to make your stay in the filthy stall that much more exciting. Every once in awhile someone writes something […]

Poor Eeyore! He was just trying to be a good donkey, until his over-zealous owners overloaded his little cart and now he looks like a schmuck. I think his owners need to replace ol’ Eeyore with a heavier donkey, dontcha think? I mean that makes sense from a physics point of view. […]

These hosers were lollygagging around the back woods of North Eastern British Columbia last winter with their lifted Jeep Wranglers. After having a few cold brewskies, fearless leader Ethan saw an ample opportunity to show off his 4×4ing skills on a dead spruce tree laying on the snow packed trail. Shaking his […]

I’m pretty sure the company that designed and sells these shorts didn’t intend to have them worn below both cheeks. How in the world is this guy holding his drawers up? Maybe he’s got safety pins on the inside of his underwear attaching both articles of clothing together. It could also be […]

How in the world did she manage this one? Did her whiskey drinking daddy suddenly have the urge to practice his amateur dart skills by precariously setting a bruised apple a top her head? Maybe this unlucky girl had a squabble with her ornery little brother who ran into the family den, broke […]

WTF man? Go clean your shit up… You’re fouling up the air the rest of the runners are breathing. This guy’s shit his shorts…literally. Don’t you think he would have noticed or someone told him? Maybe he’s so desperate to finish the race that he doesn’t want to risk getting […]

This guy’s so drunk, he can’t figure out how to get the vodka into the plastic cup. He thinks he’s so cool and hip in his designer jeans and button up shirt. That is until he pours Grey Goose vodka all down the front of his brand-new threads. It’s all because this […]