Funny Jokes Category

The Evolution of Teaching Math

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1. Teaching Math In 1950’s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2. Teaching Math In 1960’s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math […]

California Republic

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160 Years Ago
California became a state
The people had no electricity
The state had no money
Almost everyone spoke Spanish
There were gunfights in the streets
So basically nothing has changed except the women had real boobs and the men didn’t hold hands!

Female Demerit System

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Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.
You don’t get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that’s the way the system is set up. Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed but forget the […]

Golf Balls

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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls”.
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a […]

The Lone Ranger’s Last Request

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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?”
The […]

It Pays To Know German

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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: “Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben darin geschissen!”
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!”
The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I […]

Physical Therapy

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down […]

Life Explained

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On the first day, God created the dog and said: ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’
The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only […]

Computer In Spanish

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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. House for instance, is feminine: ‘la Casa’. Pencil, however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz’.
A student asked, ‘What gender is computer?’
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and […]

About this blog

Most email forwards are god-awful chain letters or really stupid jokes. However, every once in awhile you may get one that totally makes your day. I get a few of those every week. Since I love to give others a good laugh, I decided to start this site as a collection of the email forwards I get and other crazy stuff I encounter in my daily web surfing. Enjoy and have a good laugh on me!