Lately I’ve been thinking about picking up a martial arts sport for fun and to keep in shape. I’ve always loved kung fu movies, especially the old Bruce Lee and Jackie Chang flicks. Fist Of Fury (1972) aka The Chinese Connection is one of my all time favorites. I currently work for […]

Born and raised in Podunk USA, Alice was well liked amongst her inbreed peers. Having won the Miss Crawfish 2007 beauty pageant at the Whitman County State Fair, she decided to purchase a digital camera with her earnings. For a few days, she had some crazy fun taking pictures of her cousins’ nightly […]

If this isn’t a dysfunctional family, I don’t know what is. At least this family’s happy and content with themselves. You’ve got grandma who’s beaming with pride because her daughter-in-law’s pouring a bottle of Smirnoff over her dirty pillows so her husband can lick it off. Uncle Dan on the far left […]

Some day I would like to spend a couple weeks in Australia. I dream of soaking up the festive harvest-season atmosphere of Southern Australia’s wine country, frolicking with Great Whites while scuba diving the vast Great Barrier Reef, and swapping tall tales with Aborigines around a small campfire in the Golden Outback. However, […]

Really strange things happen in Maine. I’m picking Maine as a random state and because it would be a perfect setting for a horror novel. Maine’s like a destination for a good road trip from New York City. You drive all day with no particular plan and you end up lost in […]

I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in this special Kodak moment. However, three things are fairly certain though…the kid’s terrified of bad horse teeth, the horse loves the smell of cotton candy, and the kid’s wearing a University of Georgia tshirt. What does this tell us? Nothing really from first glance, […]

Wow! I’ve never thought of a hand dryer in this way. It totally makes sense…push button to receive bacon. Those squiggly little lines do look like bacon, don’t they? Now I totally want to vandalize every hand dryer I come across. It would make anyone using it lol and totally […]

Hey nerd! Get a life… It appears this guy is really trying to get a life, but he’s having a hard time pulling himself away from his addiction to computer gaming. He’s gotten rid of his computer monitor and is staring out at the world…so he’s halfway there. I wonder […]

Don’t you wish life was a little simpler? Money would grow on trees and relationships would be a walk in the park. But how would we learn from our mistakes? Sometimes life doesn’t seem fair, but then we pick ourselves up and become stronger, wiser individuals. Blah…WTF am I saying? […]