Watch out now! Colonel Sanders has confiscated a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken’s Extra Crispy from a hungry mob of Nigerians. He’s making a run for it and his pursuers are pretty pissed off… Oh! The elbow to the face looks brutal, but will it help him get away? I […]

This is an interesting concept… I never thought of Florida being America’s wang. Why didn’t someone think of this before? Oh they did…
It makes total sense to me because Florida is so hot and muggy and it’s water mass swells in size during the rainy season…lol. So if […]

This should be the Guitar Hero 3 theme poster. Nothing will sell Guitar Hero more than Star Wars characters rocking out to Foghat…lol. It looks like Han Solo’s getting really involved in his guitar skillz or maybe he’s just showing off to Princess Leia.
You know Darth Vader probably has some hot groupies. […]

This looks like the newsroom work environment of the newspaper I work for…chaotic, deadline driven, and filled with eccentric people. If you ever get a chance to observe a newsroom in action, especially when a hot developing story is unfolding, try to imagine that all the reporters are monkeys. It will make total […]

OMG! It Children of the Corn’s pet mouse! He has eyes that will burn straight to your soul and devour it with glee. This mouse got injected by white coats with Bisphenol A, developed a throbbing tumor on his penis, and now he’s pissed. Keep a wary eye out cause he’ll […]

Captain Kirk had it made. He could practically get a new lady every episode because those Star Trek script writers thought it would be funny to play with his mind and heart. However, it never worked on Kirk because the man was such a pimp. He loved women and if it meant […]

This guys looks like he could use an extreme makeover. Maybe it won’t help with the whole blind eyeball thing, but maybe it’ll help him get laid…lol. Wouldn’t this guy make a wonderful henchman for a mad scientist? He just needs a hunchback and 11 toes and he’ll fit right in. […]

I would hate to be an ensign on Star Trek. It doesn’t matter what mission you’re on or what Star Trek series you star in…you’re only going to last one episode. Some ensigns don’t even last the first five minutes of airtime. There should really be an ensign union or something that […]

OMG! This post is so last minute! It almost didn’t make it in today… I’m pulling my hair out and my heart’s beating like a jackhammer again my chest from the rush to get it posted…lol. Yeah right…
I’m pretty sure the majority of us has procrastinated about some […]