One beautiful sunny day, this farmer was having a grand old time with a rented post hole digger. That is until he hit an underground, high pressure gas main. He took out 2 homes, associated sheds, and a few vehicles. Authorities never found the farmer…no blood, no limbs, nada. What a […]

If you weren’t sure what the visual signs of swine flu were, well now you know. Whoa Nelly! Aside from the occasional oink or squeal, these symptoms appear blatantly obvious. There’s no sense in wearing a silly mask out in crowded public venues. If you’re observant enough, you can spot infected […]

Safari Interrupted! I’ll bet this probably wasn’t mentioned in the safari travel brochure. Well maybe in fine print in which you would need a magnifying glass to examine. It might read, “Warning…safari elephants may become aroused at random and mount the nearest pachyderm. If so said event happens to occur, grit […]

If my wife and I ever had twins in the future, I would totally “torment” them with nerdy shirts like these. I think they’re so cool, but I’m sure my wife would just roll her eyes and would rather the kids be dressed in something that goes along her ideals of what’s cute. […]

No matter how much they think they know, all parents need a little help parenting once in awhile. Be it a first time father or the mother of 14 with a clown car for a vagina, the baby making brains of these parents have turned into mushy organs and their thoughts are not structured […]

Redneck Harley

Redneck Bass Boat

Redneck Grill

Redneck Horseshoes

Have you ever gotten tired of putting up with your spying old cranky neighbor and wanted to send him a message? Hire a topiary artist to turn your lawn’s shrubbery into works of art or convert a hedge into a not-so-subtle message to your overbearing neighbor. However, this old coon looks like he […]

What really brought down the plane in the Hudson River?

They’ve finally confirmed this week that the US Airways plane that made a miraculous landing in the Hudson River last month was caused by running into a flock of birds. Investigators failed to further investigate why a flock of birds would just throw themselves into […]