After a long day strutting his stuff on the runway for top fashion designers, this guy’s dressed down. He’s ready to relax and hit up the local bar scene for some brew and bar eats. Maybe he’ll find his soul mate through the haze of stale cigarette smoke and the noisy din of […]

Back in September 2003, Kootoo Shaw, an Inuit hunting guide, was hunting caribou with three American hunters near the Arctic village of Kimmirut in Nunavut, the northernmost territory of Canada. After a hard day of tracking ungulates and dealing with the ballsy attitudes of American with big guns, he slept soundly beneath the clear […]

Even if you don’t own a dog at present, you’ll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!

Dog For Sale
Or free to good home.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to […]

I totally need to go out and find this doormat for my house. I’m tired of strange people slinking up to my door at weird hours of the night asking for sugar or milk duds. I got no sugar bitch! What the hell! I have some salt though I can dump […]

We all know that Moms love to dress up their kids. However, when Dad’s a graphic designer, anything is possible. It all starts out with the original baby picture above… Even this baby picture is funny in it’s own right. The baby looks like it’s straining to burp. Hopefully it doesn’t […]

That’s right… It’s my favorite day out of the whole year. Today I can look at myself in a mirror, back of a spoon, or reflection in a flowing stream and not feel guilty about it. My shit’s that good…lol. I sound like an arrogant prick don’t I? Well, suck […]

31. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

 
32. You just sang those words to yourself.
 
33. You still sing “We are the World”

1) Is this possible?

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We all have those days when we get a little stuck. Talk about seizing the moment! This poor cow is getting humped by a hornless bull. It almost looks like another female but I’d rather doubt a cow would hump another cow…but never say never. Even human cows hump each other […]