It looks like this dentist likes to take the midget out for walks with his clients. Pretty scary stuff… I wonder how many potential customers have been turned away because of the logo. When you’re a graphics designer and you create logos for companies, I’m sure you have to step back and […]

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21. After you saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure you kept saying “I know you are, but what am I?”

 
22. You remember “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”

 
23. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

 
24. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

One of these days I want to be nerd enough to drive one of these around town without feeling ashamed from people’s stares and laughs. Then I could take the hot ladies for a ride on my scooter with confidence. I hope I don’t scare them away with my nerdy Star Trek lingo…
The […]

Oh my gawd! That’s too painful to look at. It’s making my stomach do flip flops… This guy looks like he just ruined his weekend. I guess I would be grimacing in pain too if I had some bull’s horn gouged up my right leg. I say stupid people like this […]

A wild polar bear comes upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada’s Hudson Bay. You would think the bear saw an easy lunch, but think again… He saw fun loving playmates. The polar bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs.
It must’ve not been a hungry bear […]

I’m not sure if I would ever be proud of being a fudge packer…no matter how much I made. I don’t think I’d have too many friends if I told them the truth about what I did for eight hours a day. I’d be the stump of every joke.
Maybe Zia’s proud because ACME […]

Now we have a real reason to celebrate! I guess this is the only good thing about the high cost of fuel…beer appears to be cheaper than it did before. Keg parties here we come… Crack open a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon and toast OPEC and the record profiting making oil companies […]

This guys looks like a giant snowflake! He’d fit right in with a Swan Lake production. Nothing kicks ass more than an albino peacock. Well maybe a lobster knife fight would kick a little more ass.
He doesn’t appear to be a true albino because his eyes aren’t pink. […]