When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of him/her”…You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, “office meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the f&% do they want now?”….. You need to […]

In the beginning there was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was without substance.
And darkness was on the face of the workers.
And the workers went unto their supervisors and said, “It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”
And the supervisors went unto their managers and said, “It […]

I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that said course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented “You’re definitely going to mess yourself” chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with […]

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the ‘Agreement’) is entered into on the _____ day of ________, 2008, between ___________ and ______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over — unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No […]

We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the Work Poop is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at […]

TRUE STORIES!
In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred […]

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
The average man’s penis is three […]

Eighth Place
In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he ran,’ accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.
Sixth Place
While at the beach, […]