Random Stuff Category

I Need A New Job

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I came to this company a couple of years ago, all eager to be a part of the “team”, got a nice kick up from my last job and a cool office with a view of the river. Yeah, that was a good day, came into work with my pictures and shit, degrees, put them […]

Dancing Spiderman

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What if Spiderman was…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
… gay?

Ponderisms III

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, […]

Billy and the Kid

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Billy and Lilly have formed a close bond
The kid was abandoned by her mother when she was only a few hours old and adopted by paternal Billy when his owner Elizabeth Tozer began hand rearing the goat.
The unusual bond has developed over the last month and the pair are now inseparable.
Elizabeth said: […]

Ponderisms II

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Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in […]

Quick Comeback

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Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio a while back and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and […]

Ponderisms I

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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. But it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you […]

Avoiding Speeding Tickets

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Read it and try it, you have nothing to lose but the points on your license. This is how it works:
If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or whatever the case may be, and you are going to get points on your license, then there is a method to ensure […]

God’s Pharmacy

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God, our Creator, left us great clues as to what foods help what part of our body!

A sliced carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye…and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.
 

A tomato has four […]

About this blog

Most email forwards are god-awful chain letters or really stupid jokes. However, every once in awhile you may get one that totally makes your day. I get a few of those every week. Since I love to give others a good laugh, I decided to start this site as a collection of the email forwards I get and other crazy stuff I encounter in my daily web surfing. Enjoy and have a good laugh on me!