girl with dart stuck in her head

How in the world did she manage this one? Did her whiskey drinking daddy suddenly have the urge to practice his amateur dart skills by precariously setting a bruised apple a top her head? Maybe this unlucky girl had a squabble with her ornery little brother who ran into the family den, broke into the dart board accessory cabinet, and hurdled a dart missile at his sister. Or she could’ve been running with darts like she does with scissors all the time and tripped over the family dog. Who knows? Either way she’s in a whole world of hurt and that looks like she needs a little surgery and a lot of aspirin.