Epic Fail - Runner With Diarrhea
7Jun2008 Filed under: Epic Fail
WTF man? Go clean your shit up… You’re fouling up the air the rest of the runners are breathing. This guy’s shit his shorts…literally. Don’t you think he would have noticed or someone told him? Maybe he’s so desperate to finish the race that he doesn’t want to risk getting disqualified for leaving the course to clean himself up. The race officials should disqualify him anyhow for how pathetic he is. What would cause him to have diarrhea anyhow? Did he eat Taco Smell before racing and now he’s Running for the Border?
(5 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5)
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Most email forwards are god-awful chain letters or really stupid jokes. However, every once in awhile you may get one that totally makes your day. I get a few of those every week. Since I love to give others a good laugh, I decided to start this site as a collection of the email forwards I get and other crazy stuff I encounter in my daily web surfing. Enjoy and have a good laugh on me!
NateDawg
June 7th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Are you sure that’s shit and not really really bloody cum? Because he looks rather excited….maybe I’m just imagining things.
AKsupafly
June 7th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
it doesn’t look red to me…but i’m a little color blind…
BillinDetroit
August 21st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Heat can cause that. I give him two points for determination, then take them away again for not knowing when to throw the towel in. There will be other races … walk away from this one.
-R3X-
August 29th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
eww…
B. Profitendieu
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 pm
diarrhea running down your legs and the whole town staring at you aghast … why kind of dimwit compounds that nightmare by continuing to run?!?!
probably walked around the finish area with all the other runners before cleaning up … maybe even stopped off for dinner at his favorite restaurant still wearing his brown badge of courage … what a complete loser!!
DataKeeper
October 4th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I can imagine the conversation afterwords:
Steve: Hey Doug! (panting)
Doug: Hey! (pant) you hear bill shit his pants?
Bill: Hey guys!
They all look horrified at the man’s legs.
Bill: So what’d you think of the race?
Steve/Doug: …shit.
Bill: yeah, pretty bad. Well see ya!
VKrivera
October 10th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
fake
Emily
November 25th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
This actually happens to a lot of people when they run long distances. It’s called “runner’s diarrhea”… Sometimes runners will urinate instead, though. Maybe he was just a few feet from the finish line before it happened.