Three guys compare their stories of how drunk they were the night before. The first guy says, “I was so drunk, I went home and beat my wife.”

The second guy says, “That is nothing, I went home, knocked over a candle, and burned my house down.”

The third guys says, “Now THAT is nothing. I went home and blew chunks.”

The other two guys say, “So what? That isn’t bad at all.”

The third guy responds, “I don’t think you understand. Chunks is my dog.”