OMG! It Children of the Corn’s pet mouse! He has eyes that will burn straight to your soul and devour it with glee. This mouse got injected by white coats with Bisphenol A, developed a throbbing tumor on his penis, and now he’s pissed. Keep a wary eye out cause he’ll try and gnaw a hole in the top of your skull if you say the words “cheese” or “corn”.

Someday in the near future, all the tormented animals that have fallen to science will rise from their graves and wreck havoc on our blissful, cancer free lives. Sounds like a plot to a cheesy horror flick. Did I say cheese? I meant to say corny? Aaaaiiiiahhhh…the top of my skull! See More Motivational Posters!