Wow! I’ve never thought of a hand dryer in this way. It totally makes sense…push button to receive bacon. Those squiggly little lines do look like bacon, don’t they? Now I totally want to vandalize every hand dryer I come across. It would make anyone using it lol and totally make their day. I’d better not get caught though…I could be slapped with a hefty fine.

I’ve always found hand dryers take forever to dry your hands…even after splattering wetness all over the mirror by some hand shaking. It’s supposed to save energy and trees, but man it’s slow! I don’t like to leave the restrooms with wet hands or dry my hands on my pants. Have you ever shaken someone’s hand after they’ve left the restroom and their hands are wet? Nasty! I don’t want to be “that guy”… See More Motivational Posters!