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I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in this special Kodak moment. However, three things are fairly certain though…the kid’s terrified of bad horse teeth, the horse loves the smell of cotton candy, and the kid’s wearing a University of Georgia tshirt. What does this tell us? Nothing really from first glance, but we may be able to conjure an imaginative tale from these three clues.

One day, Little Johnny was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. I know I know, this is headed down a twisted, dark path but just bear with me. Johnny loved horses and grew up playing with My Little Ponies while other little boys his age were fragging noobs in games like Halo and Call of Duty. Johnny’s dad was a rabid Georgia Bulldogs fan and had season tickets for the Bulldogs football season. He made his son wear Bulldog fatigues everyday. After being diagnosed with brain cancer, he took Little Johnny to a horse ranch to get the ultimate tour.

Having never seen a real horse, the kid was excited. The dad purchased cotton candy to make the tour more enjoyable. Little did they know, that an ornery horse named Willie had a craving for cotton candy and would be anything thing to have it. After that fateful day Little Johnny plays with My Little Ponies no more… See More Motivational Posters!

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