
I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in this special Kodak moment. However, three things are fairly certain though…the kid’s terrified of bad horse teeth, the horse loves the smell of cotton candy, and the kid’s wearing a University of Georgia tshirt. What does this tell us? Nothing really from first glance, but we may be able to conjure an imaginative tale from these three clues.
One day, Little Johnny was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. I know I know, this is headed down a twisted, dark path but just bear with me. Johnny loved horses and grew up playing with My Little Ponies while other little boys his age were fragging noobs in games like Halo and Call of Duty. Johnny’s dad was a rabid Georgia Bulldogs fan and had season tickets for the Bulldogs football season. He made his son wear Bulldog fatigues everyday. After being diagnosed with brain cancer, he took Little Johnny to a horse ranch to get the ultimate tour.
Having never seen a real horse, the kid was excited. The dad purchased cotton candy to make the tour more enjoyable. Little did they know, that an ornery horse named Willie had a craving for cotton candy and would be anything thing to have it. After that fateful day Little Johnny plays with My Little Ponies no more… See More Motivational Posters!
Subscribe! (RSS Feed)Most email forwards are god-awful chain letters or really stupid jokes. However, every once in awhile you may get one that totally makes your day. I get a few of those every week. Since I love to give others a good laugh, I decided to start this site as a collection of the email forwards I get and other crazy stuff I encounter in my daily web surfing. Enjoy and have a good laugh on me!
Junkyard_Daisy
June 21st, 2008 at 6:42 am
OK ladies….wash up and let’s have some cupcakes
DanJesse
June 21st, 2008 at 3:58 pm
As each day passes, USA citizens become more and more overweight/obese. What’s the cure? Well, my friend, today is your lucky day. The cure is found at the top of mountain peaks.
AKsupafly
June 21st, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I pick cupcakes over mountain peaks any day….
e-dawg
June 24th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
That horse is an Ass, you Mule! And you can catch that Ass along with the cupcake girls at a show in Tijuana every night… So I’ve heard… Heard something about ping pong balls too…
AKsupafly
June 25th, 2008 at 7:27 am
I can’t believe you put horse, ass, and mule all in the same sentence…very ingenious.
e-dawg
June 25th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
My literary hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Thank you. Thank you very much…