Born and raised in Podunk USA, Alice was well liked amongst her inbreed peers. Having won the Miss Crawfish 2007 beauty pageant at the Whitman County State Fair, she decided to purchase a digital camera with her earnings. For a few days, she had some crazy fun taking pictures of her cousins’ nightly cow tipping, her younger half-sister’s new baby, and the angry swarm of red ants on the hill behind her grandma’s rustic trailer. After awhile she grew bored of her photography adventures and decided to turn the camera on herself and take some sexy poses and post a few on her newly created Myspace page. This is where her life took a drastic turn for the worse. It’s pretty obvious what happened next. Once the outside world got a load of her fugly mug, the hate comments started to pour in:

“Grow yourself a beard, you chinless hog head.”

“OMG! Stop staring at me. You’re making me feel dirty. Time for a shower!”

“Unplug your computer and kill yourself.”

“Please don’t smile. Didn’t your parents tell you that beauty is on the inside?”

“Maybe you should take some chin tips from Jay Leno.”

“I’d hit that!”

“Myspace called and they revoked your registration.”

My loyal readers, these comments can be perceived as hurtful and mean to sensitive people that lack confidence. However, creative comments can provide a good laugh and/or cry. Can you come up with a creative comment for Alice’s Myspace profile photo? See More Motivational Posters!