Open A Banana Like A Monkey

11 Jul 2009 Filed Under:  Wild Videos

Genius! This guy’s my hero! I consume a banana every morning. It’s my favorite fruit and a staple of my complete breakfast along with granola cereal and milk warmed up in the microwave. I’m astounded I’ve never thought of opening a banana this way. All it takes is some dude wearing monkey pajama pants to try a friend’s suggestion and then share it with the world. The joy of peeling bananas will never be the same. This video has changed my life… Banana Lovers Unite!

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Black Or Red Bicycle Shorts?

10 Jul 2009 Filed Under:  Crazy Pictures

BLACK:

black bicycle shorts

RED:

red bicycle shorts

Come on people! Bicycle shorts should always be black and not RED! Red just shows off too many things. Apparently the red team put a lot of thought into the style and placement of the meat and potatoes. Those shorts are so tight you could almost see what religion they are affiliated with…lol.

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Russia’s Got Talent

9 Jul 2009 Filed Under:  Wild Videos

After I first watched this video, I was a little horrified. That dude just pierced his buddy’s skull with an arrow. What a dumbass! These two guys act like they’re pretty toasted and stumble around a lot at first. But once the one guy calmly places the soda can on his head and stands perfectly still, I figured the arrow would fly straight and true into the can. Instead arrow lands off it’s mark.

After watching the video again, I got to thinking there’s no way YouTube would keep that up on their site. After doing some research, I discovered that this video is part of a viral marketing campaign for Cult Cola. Very fine video editing I must say. Here’s another video that’s part of the same marketing.

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Some People Are Like Slinkies

29 Jun 2009 Filed Under:  Random Stuff

some people are like slinkies

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RIP Michael Jackson

26 Jun 2009 Filed Under:  Wild Videos

For many, Michael Jackson will be remembered as the King of Pop. For me, I will remember him as the King of Dance. His unique moves, daring crotch grabs, and slick choreography will always be etched into my mind, even when his untimely death fades from memory. His style transcends past and present generations and has strongly influenced the creative music minds and dance moves of pop icons like Justin Timberlake and Usher.

Although his troubled later years have attempted to tarnish his icon status, many look past the child pedophile accusations, odd behavior, and his drastic physical appearance changes to remember the Billie Jean glory days and the genius of his creativity. His legacy will live on in the hearts and minds of those who fell in love with his music, style, and dance. Rest in Peace, Gloved One.

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It Pays To Know German

26 Jun 2009 Filed Under:  Funny Jokes

amish horse drawn carriageAn Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: “Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben darin geschissen!”

Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!”

The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!”

The Amish man shouts back in English: “Use two hands, you’ll get more!”

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Epic Fail - Choking Hazard

23 Jun 2009 Filed Under:  Epic Fail

gumballs and bouncing balls mixed together

Why in the world would anyone mix gumballs and those really bouncy balls? I think they’re called Super Balls. At least that’s what I called them when I was a kid. Either someone’s really trying to pull your finger or they want little kids to choke to death on rubber balls shaped like sugary gumballs. Now we’ve gotta bounce them off the flippin’ floor to see if they’ll bounce. And if it’s a gumball, it’ll crack and get all dirty. What a pain! Gosh!

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Pro Surfer Completes Rodeo Flip

22 Jun 2009 Filed Under:  Wild Videos

Jordy Smith is just your average professional surfer. He travels the world to ride big waves with sponsors like Red Bull footing the bill. What a hard life he lives… Sure the sport of surfing does have its death/injury risk, but what sport doesn’t? He’s living the dream.

While filming for the Red Bull team off the Mentawai Islands in the Indian Ocean, Jordy pulls an amazing trick on his board. It’s being called a rodeo flip which is a popular snowboarding trick from the early 90’s. eHow.com has some instructions on how to complete this wicked maneuver. Looks like a blasty blast. :)

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Physical Therapy

18 Jun 2009 Filed Under:  Funny Jokes

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,’ she told him.

‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, ‘How does that feel’?

He replied, ‘It feels great, but I think my thumb’s still broken!’

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About this blog

Most email forwards are god-awful chain letters or really stupid jokes. However, every once in awhile you may get one that totally makes your day. I get a few of those every week. Since I love to give others a good laugh, I decided to start this site as a collection of the email forwards I get and other crazy stuff I encounter in my daily web surfing. Enjoy and have a good laugh on me!