This little drug called Sarcasma comes highly recommended by a few friends of mine. It’s definitely cured me from my sarcastic ills. I feel like a better man… No more wry humor and berating people that have two left feet. I’m cured! Hallelujah! j/k

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”

The man replied to the game warden, “No, sir. These are my pet fish.”

“Pet fish?!” the warden replied.

“Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take ‘em home.”

“That’s a bunch of hooey! Fish can’t do that!”

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, “Here, I’ll show you. It really works.”

“O.K. I’ve GOT to see this!.” The game warden was curious now.
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“R2D2 watch yo language. Always having sex with robotic strangers.” This is probably one of the best Star Wars rap vids I’ve seen. Genius I say! The best part is when Yoda’s break dancing…lol.

Ah yes, the old roommate communication scenario. I’m sure most of us have had a roommate we didn’t get along with. I know I have! I’ve never lived with a finicky vegan (aka soyfucker), so I don’t know what that’s like.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back.”

OMG! This post is so last minute! It almost didn’t make it in today… I’m pulling my hair out and my heart’s beating like a jackhammer again my chest from the rush to get it posted…lol. Yeah right…

I’m pretty sure the majority of us has procrastinated about some responsibilities in their lives. I think it’s because we just really frakin lazy. And then when crunch time is upon us, we freak out and our strategy becomes ad hoc. I wonder what has caused our society to become so willing to procrastinate? See More Motivational Posters!

This guy’s a trip. I wonder if he ever gets laid…lol. His name is Dick Masterson and he’s the author of the book Men are Better than Women. He was on Dr. Phil a while back describing to the audience what it means to be a male chauvinist.

Come on! A real man doesn’t hide behind flashy sunglasses and a fake porn star mustache. You should check out his website www.menarebetterthanwomen.com to get a great laugh… He’s got some crazy ideas… Here’s a great post about women hating sex…lol.

In a move that’s sure to eventually rival YouTube’s dominance on the viral video market, Yahoo is now showing homemade videos on its online photo-sharing site. If you have a Flickr account, you should check this feature out. You can embed videos on your blog also and resize them before you post. At this time, normal users can’t post videos without being invited to a group. Flickr is still testing out the system I’m sure.

What’s funny is there’s a petition out there by some Flickr users to remove this feature and keep Flickr as a photo only service. I say keep this functionality and make it better than YouTube. The video quality seems pretty decent. Check out the following Flickr video:

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Check out one of the best redubbed GI Joe psa’s from a few years back. Aren’t these GI Joe PSAs the best? It’s an old video, but still make me laugh… Porkchop sandwiches GTFO!