Dilbert is my favorite comic besides the Far Side. The Far Side comic strip died an untimely death so now there’s just Dilbert. I’m one of those people that reads the comic strip everyday, and I can relate to much of it. I’ve got the best Dilbert strips taped to the walls of my office.

Scott Adams has redesigned his Dilbert website with a new look and lots of really cool functionality. New features include daily animation, mashups where you can replace Scott’s punchlines with your own, the daily strips in color, and embedding options for your blog. There’s even a widget you can put on your own website, which I plan on doing here once my own redesign is finished. Even thought the Dilbert site is still Beta…you should still check it out. It kicks ass!

All I gotta say is Father Mike Pfleger is a badass Catholic priest. He’s not taking crap from this idiot reporter from Fox News who pesters him about his views. The video’s a bit long and has been cut in places to make it 10 minutes long, but it’s well worth the watch in my opinion. This reporter sounds like a broken record and would get under my skin too. The funny thing about journalism is it’s supposed to be unbiased and opinionated, but today’s media are so far from their journalist roots, they can’t smell their own crap coming out of their asses. Fox News markets itself as Fair and Balanced…not so in this case.

Forget a Camel Toe Cup, I want a Velcro Mullet…lol. Actually I love the cougar size with the built in bottle opener. I wonder if any cougars exist that can do this in reality? That would be disgusting… *shivers* My question is…what’s up with jr model? Why would a gal in her teens wanna display a camel toe anyhow? Unless she’s a sluty cheerleader trying to get some football player’s attention… Click image for larger view…

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn’t:
1. It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

Wow! Take 207 people and have them freeze in place for five minutes in Grand Central Station. It’s really interesting to see some people’s reactions and how that one guy’s trying to drive his little vehicle through and he’s all honking his horn. Actually this would be a little creepy for me if everyone just froze around me…lol.

Hey, it’s a blowup doll for super horny women and limp-wristed men! I’d be pissed if some street market vendor tricked me into buying and “assembling” this disturbing balloon. On the bright side, it only costs 25 cents… I wonder if all the balloons are the same or they are something new and vile everytime… Puff, puff to find out!

There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy–Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, “I’m not a Bush fan.”

The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Bush fan?”

Johnny says, “I’m a John F. Kerry fan.” The teacher asks why he’s a Kerry fan. The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a Kerry fan, and my Dad’s a Kerry fan, so I’m a Kerry fan!”

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, “What if you’re Mom was a moron, and you’re dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

Johnny says, “That would make me a Bush fan.”

This little baby elephant must’ve been trying to attempt a backflip or something. Maybe he thought drafting agents for the Ringling Brothers Circus were in town and he has aspirations to be a star in the big top. Well you can’t be a rockstar with a broken tailbone can you, buddy?

Enjoy some others pics that photographers got lucky getting the shot at the right moment. I’m not sure catching an adolescent penguin in mid-poop is considered lucky, but at least the pigeon has a target! Poor kid…he’s probably going to be forever traumatized by birds dive bombing and dropping loads of feces.

Microsoft Vista is a piece of crap. There I said it! It’s this generation of Windows ME…a total waste of money and system resources. Speaking of waste of money, this video is supposed to hype up Microsoft’s sales team. WTF? What a joke! I’m sorry to put this video up and I’m sorry if it makes you wanna hurl, but the general public’s gotta get informed about Microsoft’s laughable propaganda effort. This definitely puts a nail in the coffin at Vista’s eventual funeral.