My palms are already sweating by looking at these pictures! Who would want to drive on these roads? The first set of 4 photos appear to be that of a mountainous road in Utah, but I’m not totally sure. The rest of the pics are of some crazy road in South America where trucks pass inches from each other. You’d have to pay me a lot of cold, hard cash to be one of those truck drivers. I wonder how many people die on these roads in a year?

A married couple decided to spend the night of their 20th anniversary alone, with the husband planning a special night for his wife of many years.

When the big night arrived, he surprised his lady with a beautiful limo for the evening. Inside the limo were chocolate-dipped strawberries, champagne, and tickets to a show.

After the show, the husband took his wife to an expensive restaurant, where they enjoyed a wonderful meal.

At the end of the evening, they journeyed home, and to the wife’s delight, her husband brought out a small, wrapped box and gave it to her.
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Wow! That’s pretty cool, but lazy…lol. I guess having a TV stored under the bed would give you more room in the bedroom. I wonder what the wife would think of this…hmmm.

Alright! I know you were wanting to see more motivational poster parodies. So here they are… Some of these are pretty creative. Of course, Flexibility is my favorite out of this batch, but the Vagina made me lol the hardest. See More Motivational Posters!

This game looks frakin’ sweet! Super Smash Brothers for the Nintendo Wii were put out on retail shelves today. I’m sure they are selling like hotcakes. This video depicts every characters’ final smash in the English version of the game. Kirby was my favorite toon from the original. It looks like he still can kick ass in the new version. Woot! Anyone pick this game up today? If so, is it worth the hype?

She is not: An airhead
She is: Reality Impaired

She is not: A Bleached Blond
She is: Peroxide Dependant

She does not have: Major league hooters
She is: Pectorally Superior

She does not have: A Great Tan
She is: Pigmentally Enhanced

You do not want to: Score or pick her up
You want to: Attempt a Horizontal Encounter

She is not: A perfect 10
She is: Numerically Superior
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And you thought the love seat you threw out was trash! I wanna see someone sit on this and have those puny ropes snap. Now that would be a sight to see… What’s up with the tiki torch?

Boobies! This parody rawks! It’s a video montage put to the popular 1980’s song of “99 Luft Balloons” performed by Nena. “99 Words for Boobs” was written by Spaff.com and performed by Robert Lund. My favorite words include Elmer Fudds, Bouncing Buddas, Sweater Stretchers, Humpback Whales, and Midget Earmuffs (my absolute favorite…lol). What are your favorites words for boobs?

Holy cow! I’d hate to be on this plane. The Lufthansa flight LH44 from Munich experienced high winds while landing at the Hamburg Airport on March 1, 2008 during a storm. It looks like it’s coming in sideways. An Airbus is a huge plane so the wind gusts must’ve been brutal! Thankfully, nobody was injured. The plane ended up landing safely on a different runway.