Safari Interrupted! I’ll bet this probably wasn’t mentioned in the safari travel brochure. Well maybe in fine print in which you would need a magnifying glass to examine. It might read, “Warning…safari elephants may become aroused at random and mount the nearest pachyderm. If so said event happens to occur, grit your teeth and hold on tight for the duration of the thrusting. We are not responsible for your safety or the state of your emotional well being. Enjoy your safari!”