popular kids

These were the popular kids in the 1980s? WTF? What a buncha fruitcakes… Why are they fruitcakes? Well for one, that guy’s shirt says “Whip It Out and Play With It”. He probably doesn’t even know what that means. And that other dude’s showing off his sexy shaved ankles. He thinks it’ll attract all the horny ladies, when in fact it brings confused homosexual men to their quivering knees. Also, all clothing is decorated in the flaming colors pinks and purples. What more can I say?