overworked and underpaid runway model

After a long day strutting his stuff on the runway for top fashion designers, this guy’s dressed down. He’s ready to relax and hit up the local bar scene for some brew and bar eats. Maybe he’ll find his soul mate through the haze of stale cigarette smoke and the noisy din of alcohol fueled conversation. At least that’s what his delusional mind is telling him. Dude looks like a lady…ummm well maybe not. More like this crazy bird’s been sleeping under the LA freeway system for a couple decades after he started dropping acid pills. At least put shorts on, bro…