When will these kids ever learn? If you’re gonna sow your wild oats while on a date with that smoking hot chick from the coffee shop, you should really learn to wash your parents’ car before returning it after your date. Seriously… Sure your all hyped up about banging her doggy style on “Makeout Hill” and have a wild story to tell your buddies at school. That amped up feeling will quickly fade along with the color in your face when your controlling father discovers the love making imprints on his precious Volvo. Since you still live at home because you’re jobless, you’ll have a curfew imposed on your 30 year old broke ass. Basically your father’s just envious because he never gets laid by your mother and wishes he was still young and single with all the ladies swooning. That’s no excuse, dude. Use some common sense and clean up after yourself…