Tropical vacation for two - $5,000. Horse rental for 2 hours - $100. Bottle of 50SPF Sunblock - $20. Some snaggle-toothed dude jumping outta the clear blue ocean yelling “FLAVA FLAAAAAAAV!” while you try and feel up your sweetheart - Priceless!

I can’t quit figure out if this is a doctored photo or not. But it really doesn’t matter because it’s too hilarious to pass up. That guy does looks a lot like Flava Flav, either that or he’s a distant cousin of Flavor of Love’s decrepit star.