Tony Romo, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady are lucky men. Not only are they star quarterbacks for kickass NFL teams, but they have short last names. Smokin’ hot girls can easily print the last name of their favorite quarterback on the backs of their bikini bottoms. All of us guys that love football and bouncy bikini clad babes can greatly appreciate the combination of these two items. It’s a win win situation. Now if you throw a freshly tapped keg of Molson Ice into the mix, that would make any guy’s day.

However, Ben Roethlisberger is the unluckiest man when it comes to having his name stamped on the backside of some chick. What hot bouncy babe in her right mind would try and cram his name on her swimsuit? She’d either have to use some small ass print or hyphenate his name. Only a big girl and I mean BIG would be able to accomplish something readable. Ben must not realize the calamity of the situation…unless he likes mountains of cellulite. I’m sure if he happened to spy the above photo of Miss Lumpy Legs, he’d quickly work to get a name change. Ben Roeth sounds better IMO.