Are you an outdoorsy guy, but you’re either married to or dating a woman of high fashion who disdains the great outdoors? Well here’s a stylish hiking boot to at least get her interested in getting some fresh air and exploring some rugged country.

She may look at you funny at first when you present her with a pair of these, but then she’ll squeal in delight when she comes to the realization that she can spend time with you in your element and look hot too. That is until she twists her ankle on some obscure pebble and then breaks a nail will trying to pry the boot off her quickly swelling ankle. Well, at least it was fun while it lasted…