A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…

some guys fishing off their porch during a flood

You need fashion tips from your husband…

chubby woman in a confederate flag bikini

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture…

bad tshirt to wear in an engagement photo

And your wedding cake looked like this…

wedding cake with Twinkies and other sugary snacks

Your doghouse looks like this…

truck camper shell used as a dog house

Your pickup looks like this…

top of car trunk used to haul a big lawnmower

You have a deer’s butt for a door bell…

deer butt for a doorbell

You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…

boat with wheels pull some guy wearing water skiis on dirt

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…

redneck newspaper quote about shopping at Dollar Palace