Some people will do anything for an adrenaline rush…like kite boarding in a hurricane. Wow what a novel idea! Let’s strap ourselves to a parachute and surf board and see how far hurricane force winds can carry us off Fort Lauderdale beach and into the city. Maybe those voluptuous girls swooning over that life guard will take notice. Well maybe not… Some ideas just don’t live up to their hype do they? Let’s reflect on our little adventure mishap while we take shots of morphine to deaden the pain of internal bleeding and broken limbs.

According to this news website, the 26 year old surfer by the name of Kevin Kearney was blown away by a forming waterspout. He is in critical condition at a local hospital. Let’s hope he recovers to tell his tale of flying like Superman for a few seconds.